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timelordy-teganbreann:

THE ENTIRE. SCENE.

REALLY?

DID YOU REALLY?

(via territorialcreep)


THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

(Source: cineraria, via territorialcreep)

dbsjew:

apolitepunk:

cauterizewithkisses:

snowbuntingg:

When I’m sad I remember this video exists that despite me not knowing the man who created this… he understands.

Fucking hell this is lovely. If you have a spare 7 minutes, which we all fucking do don’t lie, watch this. 

It’s been a while since spoken word has made me cry.

fuck

(via territorialcreep)

(Source: lolbc, via territorialcreep)

itsthelastnightforsure:

I constantly feel like I’m waiting for something, like

‘life will be better when this happens’
‘life will be better when I can do this’
‘life will be better when I get to that stage’

but then when I get there, it never is.
I’m just stuck in the same rut, all the time.

wanderlust:

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare

Sorry but can someone tell me what this be from cause it don’t look like no Shakespeare to me? O.o

(via skinnyloveandskinnylatte)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: tuttigatti)

thepriest:

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:
When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.
When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

thepriest:

Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition:

When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself… but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.

When Stuart asked why, Wilder replied, “because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

(via skinnyloveandskinnylatte)

Oh my I can’t breathe, why am I finding this so funny!

Oh my I can’t breathe, why am I finding this so funny!